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You’ll be amazed what you can find on the Internet,” he murmurs.
Internet! I don’t have access to a computer, only Rose’s laptop and Newton’s doesn’t have one.Internet!
There is so much wrong with this that I barely know where to begin.
1. How does E. L. James imagine that a twenty-one-year-old college graduate has survived the past four years without access to computers? I’m a college student, I have an e-mail address linked to the university I attend, and every single assignment I’ve handed in over the past year has been submitted electronically. I also use my computer to do research; a foreign concept to Bella.
2. We’ve already established that Bella has an iPod, and also that there’s music on her iPod.
I take my ipod out of the bag and plug my headphones in… nothing like music to cook by.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but don’t you have to hook an iPod up to a computer in order to transfer audio files to the iPod? At least that’s how my iPod works.
3. Remember when Edward sent Bella those expensive books?
Rose is standing on the steps up to the front door holding a brown paper parcel. Odd… I haven’t ordered anything from Amazon recently.
Odd… last I checked, Amazon was a website.
My inner critic invites you to tag along on a journey through the deepest, darkest realms of bad fiction, as epitomized in the fanfictional beginnings of the now bestselling series 'Fifty Shades of Grey'. In other words, I am doing a through and critical reading of 'Master of the Universe' by Snowqueens Icedragon. Be warned: Kinky fuckery lies ahead (admittedly most of it is being censored, what with genitalia being vaguely alluded to as 'way down there', or simply just 'there'.) Nevertheless, twelve-year-olds, consider yourselves warned.
