My Inner Critic

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My Inner Critic

My inner critic invites you to tag along on a journey through the deepest, darkest realms of bad fiction, as epitomized in the fanfictional beginnings of the now bestselling series 'Fifty Shades of Grey'. In other words, I am doing a through and critical reading of 'Master of the Universe' by Snowqueens Icedragon. Be warned: Kinky fuckery lies ahead (admittedly most of it is being censored, what with genitalia being vaguely alluded to as 'way down there', or simply just 'there'.) Nevertheless, twelve-year-olds, consider yourselves warned.

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  • His mouth presses in a hard line and he makes a call.
    “Kate, what’s the issue?” he snaps. […]
    “I’m not having either crew put at risk. No, cancel…. We’ll air drop instead…. Good.” He hangs up.

    Does this have anything to do with the Darfur shipment?

    Are Edward’s crews going to skydive from a moving helicopter and down into the Rocky Mountains, all the while clutching a mysterious package emanating from Darfur?

    One can only wonder why the delivery of the Darfur shipment isn’t the main plot. It sounds far more exhilarating than reading about Edward’s beautiful and impassive face pressing into hard lines.

    Tagged: WTF The Darfur shipment I vote for a rewrite in which the book is written from the point of view of the crew captain Preferably not written by E. L. James Major plot malfunction Bad writing E. L. James Fifty Shades of Grey Master of the Universe

    Posted on June 30, 2012

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