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Of course, darling. Isabella, it’s been such a pleasure. I do hope we meet again.” She holds her hand out to me, her eyes glowing and I shake it gently.
Bella only uttered five words to Edward’s mother, but apparently that’s more than enough to constitute ‘such a pleasure’ in Mrs. Cullen’s book.
How to win over the in-laws by Isabella Swan:
- “Mrs. Cullen.” *accepts proffered hand with a vapid smile*
- “Yes.” *in response to a question*
- “Excuse me.” *saunters into the adjoining room to pick up the phone*
Bella has yet to say a complete sentence in Mrs. Cullen’s presence, but just like every other character we’ve met in this book, Mrs. Cullen instinctively, irrationally, and immediately loves
Mary SueBella Swan.
My inner critic invites you to tag along on a journey through the deepest, darkest realms of bad fiction, as epitomized in the fanfictional beginnings of the now bestselling series 'Fifty Shades of Grey'. In other words, I am doing a through and critical reading of 'Master of the Universe' by Snowqueens Icedragon. Be warned: Kinky fuckery lies ahead (admittedly most of it is being censored, what with genitalia being vaguely alluded to as 'way down there', or simply just 'there'.) Nevertheless, twelve-year-olds, consider yourselves warned.
