My Inner Critic

My inner critic invites you to tag along on a journey through the deepest, darkest realms of bad fiction, as epitomized in the fanfictional beginnings of the now bestselling series 'Fifty Shades of Grey'. In other words, I am doing a through and critical reading of 'Master of the Universe' by Snowqueens Icedragon. Be warned: Kinky fuckery lies ahead (admittedly most of it is being censored, what with genitalia being vaguely alluded to as 'way down there', or simply just 'there'.) Nevertheless, twelve-year-olds, consider yourselves warned.

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He hands me a pen.
“Aren’t you even going to read it?”
“No.”
He frowns at me. “Isabella, you should always read anything you sign.

Thank you, Edward, for providing the only reasonable thing anyone has said so far in this ‘book’.

Unfortunately, Bella isn’t about to listen to reason.

Tagged: What is wrong with these characters? Seriously Who does this? Bella's brain Bad writing E. L. James Fifty Shades of Grey Master of the Universe

Posted on June 19, 2012 with 1 note
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My Inner Critic

He hands me a pen. “Aren’t you even going to read it?” “No.” He frowns at me. “Isabella, you should always read anything you sign.

He hands me a pen.
“Aren’t you even going to read it?”
“No.”
He frowns at me. “Isabella, you should always read anything you sign.