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marcelinetheleafqueen asked: I solemnly swear I will not use a GPS to track you down, watch you sleep at night, or call you my own personal brand of heroin.
I know these books are trying to implement in my brain that stalking is the most sincere form of flattery and that it ought to turn me on, but it really doesn’t.
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myinnercritic posted this
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My inner critic invites you to tag along on a journey through the deepest, darkest realms of bad fiction, as epitomized in the fanfictional beginnings of the now bestselling series 'Fifty Shades of Grey'. In other words, I am doing a through and critical reading of 'Master of the Universe' by Snowqueens Icedragon. Be warned: Kinky fuckery lies ahead (admittedly most of it is being censored, what with genitalia being vaguely alluded to as 'way down there', or simply just 'there'.) Nevertheless, twelve-year-olds, consider yourselves warned.
