My Inner Critic

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My Inner Critic

My inner critic invites you to tag along on a journey through the deepest, darkest realms of bad fiction, as epitomized in the fanfictional beginnings of the now bestselling series 'Fifty Shades of Grey'. In other words, I am doing a through and critical reading of 'Master of the Universe' by Snowqueens Icedragon. Be warned: Kinky fuckery lies ahead (admittedly most of it is being censored, what with genitalia being vaguely alluded to as 'way down there', or simply just 'there'.) Nevertheless, twelve-year-olds, consider yourselves warned.

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  • She can hardly contain her excitement and happiness and I can’t help but feel happy for her. A happy Rose… this is going to be interesting.

    Your earlier characterization of Rose didn’t lead me to believe that she was unhappy. Was it supposed to?

    Either way, I doubt this new development is going to be interesting at all. 

    Tagged: 'A happy Rose'! Why! That will change the entire course of the novel! Spoiler alter: Rose goes to Barbados with Emmett for two weeks which is practically the time frame covered by this novel I doubt it Bad writing E. L. James Fifty Shades of Grey Master of the Universe

    Posted on June 16, 2012

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