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We have reached the elevators and he presses the call button. The lift arrives almost immediately, and there’s a young couple in a passionate clinch inside. They are surprised and embarrassed as the doors open and jump apart staring guiltily, anywhere but at us.
I have stayed at quite a few hotels, and ridden quite a few elevators at said hotels.
To this date, I have never caught a couple in flagrante delicto.
My inner critic invites you to tag along on a journey through the deepest, darkest realms of bad fiction, as epitomized in the fanfictional beginnings of the now bestselling series 'Fifty Shades of Grey'. In other words, I am doing a through and critical reading of 'Master of the Universe' by Snowqueens Icedragon. Be warned: Kinky fuckery lies ahead (admittedly most of it is being censored, what with genitalia being vaguely alluded to as 'way down there', or simply just 'there'.) Nevertheless, twelve-year-olds, consider yourselves warned.
