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Bella, there’s something about him.” Her tone is full of warning. “He’s gorgeous I agree, but I think he’s dangerous, especially to someone like you.
I agree with Rose that Bella should run for dear life, but I have problems seeing how Rose could possibly arrive at this conclusion from watching Edward pose for the cameras for fifteen minutes.
My inner critic invites you to tag along on a journey through the deepest, darkest realms of bad fiction, as epitomized in the fanfictional beginnings of the now bestselling series 'Fifty Shades of Grey'. In other words, I am doing a through and critical reading of 'Master of the Universe' by Snowqueens Icedragon. Be warned: Kinky fuckery lies ahead (admittedly most of it is being censored, what with genitalia being vaguely alluded to as 'way down there', or simply just 'there'.) Nevertheless, twelve-year-olds, consider yourselves warned.
